Ugh I showered and forgot to shave my legs. Whoops. Oh well. I speak to customers at eye level anyways. 

esmeraldabonterre:

When I wake up yeah I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out yeah I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who goes along with you

If I get drunk yes I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I…

I was sitting in my room with the windows open and sneezed. Someone walking by outside said “Bless you” to me. Naturally I said thank you without realizing that a stranger spoke to me at 11pm through my window….

Who wins the Avengers ass-kicking contest?

teacupbeagle:

that band that you really like but never bothered to learn the members’ names