Happy new years!
I’ll be at work. Possibly going to get food with a coworker. And then going to bed. Yayy.
The car wash doesn’t open until 9 tomorrow!! I’m the opener and usually have to be there by 7:15 because we open at 8 BUT now I get to sleep one more hour!! Happy New Year to me
If you follow me on here you probably know more about me than my closest friends do. Except for Maggie. That bitch knows basically everything.
p3n1s: masturbation-is-illegal: London learning how to drive YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!! Mr. Moseby and London. Forever my favorites.
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
Reblog if today is not your birthday.
myheartforgetstobeat: asdfghjkllove: The notes :’3